Modern Muncher Mugs

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Full English Breakfast.

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'