Market Muncher Mugs

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

"They're sound bites."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"