Motorway Muncher Mugs

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Full English Breakfast.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Cemetery Pie"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Football today

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'