Merry Muncher Mugs

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Cemetery Pie"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'