Midnight Snackers Pillows

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Bedside Manna.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Mouse shopping after hours

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'You were up four times last night.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Diet Enforcer

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."