Midnight Snackers Prints

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

'You were up four times last night.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Diet Enforcer

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."