Midnight Snack Seekers Prints

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Student Food Pyramid

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Bedside Manna.