Midnight Snack Enthusiasts Prints

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Bedside Manna.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Mouse shopping after hours

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You were up four times last night.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."