Midnight Snack Enthusiasts Pillows

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Bedside Manna.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Moses after forty years in the desserts...