Midnight Snack Aficionados Pillows

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Mouse shopping after hours

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

Reserve Ants

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.