Midnight Snack Aficionados Pillows

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Mouse shopping after hours

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'