Nighttime Snack Seeker Prints

I was hungry.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"You complete me."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Bedside Manna.