Nighttime Snack Seeker Pillows

I was hungry.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Bedside Manna.