Late-night Snack Seeker Pillows

'Doner Kebab Card' I would like someone to eat my kebab in the event that I am too pissed to do so'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Bedside Manna.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Mouse shopping after hours

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Apple Tree Dispenser

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

Diet Enforcer

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.