Midnight Snacker Pillows

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

'No thanks. I read somewhere that late night snacking can be bad for your health.'

3 a.m. A knock on the door. It's the police. He feared the worse. Might have to share the last piece of cake.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"

'You were up four times last night.'

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

Home Vending Machine.

'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Fat man put off raiding the fridge by the scales left in front of it.

'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'

Champion Midnight Counter Surfer

Fridge reads 'Keep your mouth shut!'.

'I said working breakfast, not working midnight feast.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

'I suggest cutting out those late night trips to the anthill.'

"Honest doctor I've cut back. I now don't eat sweets between 12.00 at night and 6.00 in the morning."

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this."

Bedside Manna.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I said working breakfast, not working midnight feast."

Diet Enforcer

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

"I set a trap because I didn't believe you when you said it was the dog getting into the refrigerator every night."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"I turned a blind eye to you raiding the fridge at night, but I'm putting my foot down to you taking packed lunch to bed."

Midnight feasts are 'all the rage', don't you know!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"This is really embarrassing."