Meat Muncher Pillows

"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Full English Breakfast.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Alphabet soup

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"You asked for runny!"

Motivation

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."