Meat Muncher Pillows

"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Full English Breakfast.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Alphabet soup

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"You asked for runny!"

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

Motivation

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

Beer

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