Meat-free Muncher Pillows

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Full English Breakfast.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Easter Ham Free.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Go Veggie...

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"You asked for runny!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Butcher shop +

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.