Meat-free Merrymaker Pillows

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Working at a brewery.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

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'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Prosecco and Pudding

"Those in favour, honk!"

Drunk Golfer.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.