Festive Merrymaker Pillows

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Jester

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Mouse Cracker