Festive Merrymakers Pillows

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.