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A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Wedding Wellies

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

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Jester

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.