Christmas Merrymaker Gifts

'Hey, nice Christmas sweater, Al. I really like how your man-boobs make the reindeer look 3D!'

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Santa, Snowman and Rudolf playing strip poker.

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Me and the boys took the sleigh out for a joyride last night....and I could swear that telephone pole jumped in front of us!"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Angelicus alcholicus.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Cats play the double bass

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?