Yuletide Merrymaker Gifts

Know Your Santa

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Cats play the double bass

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."