Yuletide Merrymaker Mugs

Know Your Santa

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Jester

Cats play the double bass

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."