Christmas Merrymakers Gifts

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

"No, you won't receive a pension plan. Santa never retires."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Wedding Wellies

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Cats play the double bass

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Superman charades

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

"This can't be right..."

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...