'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'
Festive Merrymaker Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively and joyful essence of a festive merrymaker? Our collection of humorous and cheerful items brings out the festive spirit, whether for holiday parties or spirited celebrations. Add a touch of whimsy to their festivities with quirky mugs, playful t-shirts, cozy pillows, or vibrant prints. These items are designed to spark smiles and keep the holiday cheer going long after the party ends. Perfect for anyone who loves to spread joy and celebrate with a hearty laugh.
'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'
Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'
Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.
May your Christmas be full of harmony
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
Snowman Football Fan.
'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'
Closed for the Foreseeable Future
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
'How To Survive The Holidays'.
Angelicus alcholicus.
"All I've got left is smoked."
Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!
Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.
"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"
Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."
The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...
'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'
'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'
'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'
A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding
Jester
Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.
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Superman charades
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."
Driving home for Christmas.
"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."
"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Festive Merrymaker Gifts Collection
Festive Merrymaker Mugs
Explore our cheerful collection of mugs designed for the festive merrymaker—perfect for spreading holiday cheer with every sip.
Festive Merrymaker Pillows
Add some holiday spirit to your space with our playful pillows—cozy, colorful, and designed to bring joy to any room.
Festive Merrymaker Prints
Brighten your decor with vibrant prints that capture the joyful essence of festive merrymaking—perfect for decorating the home or gifting to a spirited friend.
Festive Merrymaker T-Shirts
Discover fun and spirited t-shirts that celebrate the merrymaker in everyone—ideal for parties, gatherings, or everyday celebrations.