Festive Merrymaker Prints

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Jester

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

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Superman charades

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.