Holiday Merrymaker Prints

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

'Great, the 53,927th plate of cookies tonight. I'll never get my health insurance bonus now!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Driving home for Christmas.

Office Xmas party

Mouse Cracker

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Do you have one in a bigger size?"

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

Superman charades

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.

Santa's Mask Problem

"I want to look at toys, cosmetics, neckties, lingerie, and men's lounging robes. Would you mind making an itinerary for me?"

"He's say's he's eaten 200,000,000 mince pies, drank 150,000,000 glasses of wine, eaten 300,000,000..."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

This Sleigh Carries No Recalled Chinese Toys.

Hunt the Barclaycard

Snowman Football Fan.

Post-Turkey Stress Disorder

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future