Xmas Merrymaker Gifts

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Snowman Football Fan.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Angelicus alcholicus.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Piano Bar

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Superman charades

Cats play the double bass

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"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Prosecco and Pudding

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Drunk Golfer.

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

"This can't be right..."

Mouse Cracker