Thanksgiving Merrymaker Gifts

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

'Is that your pop-up timer or are you just glad to see me?'

"This can't be right..."

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Jester

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.