Thanksgiving Merrymaker Pillows

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Jester

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."