Festive Merry-maker Pillows

"I work for the North Pole Delivery Commission, and I'm here to verify that your chimney meets the statutory minimum measures."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Working at a brewery.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Superman charades

Merry Christmas!

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

This Sleigh Carries No Recalled Chinese Toys.

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.

Santa's Mask Problem

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.