Holiday Merry-maker Pillows

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Superman charades

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker