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"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I need to get away and unwind!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.