Carnival Merrymaker Pillows

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Snowman Football Fan.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Angelicus alcholicus.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Shakin' bacon.'

Jester

Cats play the double bass

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.