Musical Merrymaker Pillows

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Mandoline and birthday presents

Snake Charmer

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Cats play the double bass

Santa Busking for Milk and Cookies

Piano Bar

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Little Piano

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."