Musical Merrymakers Pillows

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Little Piano

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.