Melodious Merrymaker Pillows

May your Christmas be full of harmony

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Little Piano

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Cats play the double bass

Jester

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.