Melodious Merrymaker Mugs

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Piano Bar

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

Cats play the double bass

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Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.