Merrymaking Musician Mugs

Little Piano

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

Merry Christmas!

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Cats play the double bass

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'