Musical Merrymaker Mugs

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Mandoline and birthday presents

Snake Charmer

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Cats play the double bass

Santa Busking for Milk and Cookies

Piano Bar

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"All I've got left is smoked."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"