Merrymaker Mugs

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Eat drink and be merry!

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Prosecco and Pudding

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Drunk Golfer.

Christmas.

Festive Alcofrolics

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Angelicus alcholicus.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"