Merrymaker Pillows

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Eat drink and be merry!

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Prosecco and Pudding

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Drunk Golfer.

Christmas.

Festive Alcofrolics

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Piano Bar

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"