Merrymaking Musician Gifts

Little Piano

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Piano Bar

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!