Musical Merrymakers Gifts

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Little Piano

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Cats play the double bass