Mystic Merrymaker Gifts

Chicken Séance,

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Violin family at Christmas

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

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'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Cats play the double bass