Mythology Merrymaker Gifts

Moses parts the Red Sea.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Piano Bar

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,