Meeting Merrymaker Gifts

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

These casual Friday are TOTALLY out of control.

'It's been a pleasure doing business with you.'

"I thought we'd start the day by figuring out who the comedian is."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

"Those in favour, honk!"

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Violin family at Christmas

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."