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Moses parts the Red Sea.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Angelicus alcholicus.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'