Mythical Merrymaker Gifts

Bored man in Heaven says: 'Maybe we could pop down to Hell for a bit ? just to see if there's anything happening.'

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Cats play the double bass

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'