Angelic Merrymaker Gifts

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Cats play the double bass

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

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